CSI: Cruz Bay!

Crime scene tape cordoned off downtown Cruz Bay’s park recently, shattering the usually peaceful downtown afternoons. The offense? Old, worn, peeling, tattered looking park benches. The arresting officers took their job seriously. Spending the entire afternoon going over every inch of those benches with a fine-toothed paintbrush. Crime solved. A fresh coat of British racing car green on all the benches, just in time for high season. Not exactly the park overhaul we’ve been expecting. 

 

 

 

5 Responses to “CSI: Cruz Bay!”

  1. rob
    January 20th, 2007 15:47
    1

    That’s the park right off the ferry dock, right? In the new rendering, there’s still a place for JJ’s, isn’t there? ‘Cause if there isn’t, I’ll go lay in front of a bulldozer to halt any construction.

  2. Rob
    January 20th, 2007 17:46
    2

    Hey Rob, I’ll hold your beer for you while you lay down for that bulldozer…

    geesh, I feel like I am having a conversation with myself…hmmm

  3. St. John
    January 21st, 2007 09:05
    3

    Hey, that’s funny, most of the street people who are sitting on the newly painted park benches are talking to themselves too!

    Atlantic Northstar, an EDC Company, along with their architect William Carr are not respected by the St. John community. These are the folks who wanted to build a “cluster @$#&” of condos above Rendezvous Bay. We don’t need them messing with our park.

  4. Rob
    January 22nd, 2007 16:03
    4

    I’ve been known to talk to myself on park benches…I guess I really do belong on-st.john :)

  5. Florian
    January 28th, 2007 19:15
    5

    Hi,
    I found your blog via google by accident and have to admit that youve a really interesting blog :-)
    Just saved your feed in my reader, have a nice day :)

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