Silly signs
There are some great signs around St. John. Here’s a couple of our favorites. On a road in Chocolate Hole and on a church in Cruz Bay. Got a favorite sign? Send it to us with your comments and we’ll share ‘em!
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Ceremonies St. John
"Wedding planning exclusively on St. John"
Gym in Paradise
"Work off that cheeseburger!"
Christy's of St. John
"Catering & more!"
Courtesy Car Rentals
"Prompt, friendly, affordable."
Pennswoods.net
"Come for speed, stay for service."
Palm Tree Charters
"You choose the cruise!"
St. John Spice
"Spices, hot sauces, more!"
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The Tap Room
"Cold beer, cool place!"
Lion in da' Sun
"Get out on the water!"
Noah's Little Arks
"Yellow boats are cool"
Bongo Bongo
"St. John's most over-exposed villa"
Big Fish, Little Fish
"Souvenirs for kids and adults!"
Carefree Getaways
"Ask about their Villa Tours DVD"
Cruz Bay Realty
"Family owned and in its third decade"
The Jolly Dog
"At Skinny Legs and Shipwreck Landing"
Connections
"Mail, Internet, Boat Charters and more!"
Sloop Jones
"A wearable art gallery!"
St. John Kids
"Kids are people too!"
Destination St. John
"Be treated like a VIP!"
April 9th, 2007 07:27
A few months back, an article ran in either the Travel section of the NY Times or the Raleigh News and Observer (I shall state for the record that this is the first place in which those 2 publications were ever confused) about the USVI.
Other than referring to Cruz Bay as “Downtown St John”, it mentioned the Thou Shall not Park sign and intimated that it said something about the island’s religious undertones.
Needless to say, the article made me mad.
April 9th, 2007 11:36
I like the “Crab Dip” and “Skinny Dip” signs out in Coral Bay. I don’t have a photo of them though.
April 9th, 2007 12:33
I like the sign out in Coral Bay reminding us all to practice safe sex. It’s not exactly a “silly” sign…let’s just say it is somewhat unusual.
April 9th, 2007 18:45
One of my favorites is the wooden “fork” in the road on Gifft Hill Road, great landmark when giving directions!
April 10th, 2007 08:29
A couple of miles out of Cruz Bay on Centerline Rd. there is a small sign on the left side of the road that says simply “Rocks For Sale” with a phone number. Maybe it’s real, but I chuckle every time I see it.