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Cocktails with Patrina
“We watched a funny scene during Woody’s happy hour today. Two guys standing, watching the crowd at Woody’s. One guy sets his drink down. Patrina slips in, sucks his drink down through the straw and puts it back on the post, unnoticed. The guy then finishes the drink and proceeded to chew on the straw.” Cheers! 18 Responses to “Cocktails with Patrina” |
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Okay, a new Patrina story. One more, and then we’ll stop. Here’s an email we recently got:
June 10th, 2007 07:00
I am glad that I haven’t eaten yet. That is gross, but it offers great advice. Don’t ever set your drink down, just keep on drinking!
June 10th, 2007 09:02
Yuk!!! i think i’m going to be sick.
June 10th, 2007 09:43
I’m going to watch my drink very closely from now on!
June 10th, 2007 14:53
No worries. The alcohol probably killed any germs!
June 10th, 2007 15:49
I hope he reads “On-St.John” So he’ll at least have an explanation for his wife/girlfriend as to how he “caught it” while he was away…
June 10th, 2007 19:12
Dang, 16 days on St. John and we never encountered Patrina…don’t know whether to be happy or relieved!?!
June 10th, 2007 20:57
One night while driving down Coral Bay road there was a woman standing in the middle of the road screaming obscenities at the top of her lungs. We didn’t stop to see who it was, really, I just let her move before we passed. The next day some locals told me it was probably Patrina. I guess she’s not always so stealthly.
June 11th, 2007 05:50
Thats nasty….
So there really are some Komodo drangons on St.John.
Watch out when they spit….
June 11th, 2007 08:18
That’s worse that being slipped a roofie. Or however you spell it.
June 11th, 2007 08:33
I am so saddened that once AGAIN, you have chosen to put this woman on your webpage. It is offensive and not something that is newsworthy. In my opnion, a story like this is NOT appropriate for a website like this. This just disgusts me. So farewell - I will never look at this site again.
June 11th, 2007 09:08
I thank you for putting this story on your website. Think of it as a public service for all of us who go to Woody’s.
June 11th, 2007 09:19
Just wanted to comment that I love this site. You have managed to inform me, educate me, and most of all, entertain me.
Please keep up the good work. I will read CNN should I want something newsworthy.
June 11th, 2007 09:20
To Sunflower,
Geez GET OVER IT….I for one enjoy the commentarys of Patrina and yes, she is a very newsworthy person.. not to mention very colurful. so keep the Patrina storys coming, Jeff, I love them…and I thought Patrina was in jail for touruist assult as of last month,not suppose to get out till end of summer. St. john gets a break from her once in awhile thank god…..
June 11th, 2007 13:00
sunflower….r u serious? for those of who have lived there or still do. these stories of our fave/or not so fave locals are great. i love hearing about stories like this. makes me love stj even more! sounds like u need a little more stj in your life.
bless…
June 11th, 2007 15:53
Well put Xislandgirl. This site does a fine job of informing, educating, and entertaining. My brother used to be on air at an English speaking radio station in France, just outside Geneva Switzerland. I would send him local news items from our little weekly SW Michigan hometown newspaper. He would read these during his broadcasts and they became some of the funniest, most popular, and most requested parts of his show. On-St.John has this same comfortable feel to me.
June 11th, 2007 15:53
This Lady CAN dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
June 12th, 2007 09:34
Ya gotta gotta keep these stories coming they crack me up. Visted the isle several times and this is some great humor!!!!
June 19th, 2007 11:47
Is Patrina the woman who is always aking you “What the f— is your problem?”