Archive for August, 2007

Easy Yawzi

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Yup, the Lameshur sign’s pretty clear I guess. Pointing the other way is the Yawzi Point Trail, which we think we will hike next week (and take you along too), mostly because the trail is only about a quarter mile long. Even we should be able to handle that. Yawzi Point, according to the great book St. John Off the Beaten Track, is named after some horrible infectious tropical disease called yaws, because people who had it were sent here to die. Nice, huh!   

Ah, to be a kid again

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

Wouldn’t it have been great if this was the kind of clubhouse you had as a kid? This is that old metal boat, still stuck in Cruz Bay, and has become the daily place to play for this posse of boys. The crew looks very busy. Give them enough time and sugary snacks and they might just get the damned thing started.

Virgin Islands Day at Yankee Stadium

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Yankees fans will know a lot more about the Virgin Islands by the time this season’s over. Sept. 5 is U.S. Virgin Islands Day at Yankee Stadium. The first 18,000 fans through the door that day get USVI sunglasses cases, and tourism officials will give away a couple of trips. USVI Day is just the start. USVI Tourism commercials will play on the stadium’s DiamondVision screen through the remainder of the 2007 season, and ads will be up throughout the stadium. “The New York metropolitan area is the number one market for the U.S. Virgin Islands, drawing thousands of visitors each year,” says tourism boss Beverly Nicholson Doty. “We’re excited for this partnership with one of Major League Baseball’s most recognizable brands.” If you’re on-island, listen to radio stations WSTA and Isle 95. They’re running a baseball trivia contest, and two winners will win a trip to NY for VI Day at the stadium. (Yankees vs. Mariners.) 

What’s a Wally Pool?

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Here is the ubiquitous “Wally Pool.” These fiberglass pools are at dozens of mostly older villas on St. John, and there is a great story about how they ended up being so widely used on St. John. Wanna hear about it? Stay tuned. We talk to the “Wally” behind Wally Pools next week On-StJohn. 

Assigning blame: The booze

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

An actual IM conversation between Russ and Jeff shortly after Beach Break editorial error was discovered:

J: Well, I’m pretty humiliated. Check out correction on site.
R: Uh oh. How did you get that wrong?
J: You were Mr. Atlas that day.
R: The signs at that intersection are very confusing.
J: You mean the sign that said “Little Lameshur This Way”?
R: Just say we were drunk.
J: Nobody would believe me.
R: Where is Jeff? Who is this?

 

 

Are we wrong AGAIN?

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Okay. Not good for credibility. Comments say we’ve given you a Beach Break that is not the beach we say it is.  This would be the SECOND TIME we’ve screwed up. So, set us straight. What beach DID you enjoy today?

Beach Break: Little Lameshur

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

You’ll pass Little Lameshur on your way to Lameshur. Maybe next time you should stop. There’s room to park and, other than a little pocket of sand, this is one big, long pile of pebbles. Check out Little Lameshur, below.

Diamond Cay condos soon come

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Diamond Cay is a little spit of a rock just off Jost van Dyke that’s about the size of a Northern Virginia back yard. This little cay is also some sort of national park and it is the namesake of a marina condo development on Jost that may soon be built. (Note: Sign says Coming Summer 2006.) Now…before you go all anti-development, we should point out that Foxy Callwood himself among backers. The hillside condos and marina will/would/might be at Taboo, Foxy’s fairly new restaurant and bar on Jost’s Long Bay. Condos come or not, there is the beginnings a heck of a nice docking infrastructure here, and Taboo should be put on your list of places to go on a boat trip. Just don’t be in any hurry to get a lunch. Island time slows to a near standstill here. And you can hike to the bubbly pool after lunch!

Check out the marina and condo plans here. (Warning: There’s video, so you’re about to waste a whole bunch of time.)  

 

Soo-She!

Monday, August 13th, 2007

We got cocky a month ago and decided this whole waiting at the airport thing is dumb. So we timed it all to get there just an hour before our flight. Big mistake. Not because there was a crowd. Late in the day, there isn’t. But we walked up to the counter 50 minutes before departure and were told we were too late. An hour, minimum we were told. As the agent started talking about booking us on the next day’s flight, I pulled Wade out of the bag, made a joke, said we had no checked bags, made another joke and eventually got through. (Note: You cannot do this because you don’t have Wade.) 

The point is, arrive 2 hours early. Which means you have time to kill. Which means the dreaded Cyril E. King cafeteria and bar. The bar part is fine. But not the cafeteria part. Until now! A new cooler that is stocked full of really fresh looking garden salads, spring rolls, and yes it’s true, Sushi. Not great Sushi. But not bad Sushi. Fresh? Just ask. “Fresh dem every day,” says the woman. The label says “prepared fresh by Chef Jean-Philippe, Galli, St Thomas.” We ate it. We liked it. We lived.

To flush, or not to flush

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

This is the one part of island life that we just haven’t been able to fully embrace. It’s like making a rule about when brushing your teeth is acceptable, or just frivolous. And besides, if everybody stuck to this rule, some toilets might go days without flushing. There is a need for flushers, and I am one of them. You follow the rules. I’ll keep heads from getting too disgusting.

(Can you identify the location of this “No #1” reminder?)

You’re not checking luggage. (Okay?)

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Cyril E. King Airport is still operating luggage belts at 50 percent capacity, and that’s not good. People look pale waiting for luggage here. Hot and pale and grumpy. Eliminate the stress. Don’t check bags. 

The state of air travel is horrible these days anyway. As you either know first hand or have read about, or are about to discover, this is the summer from hell for flying. And getting to St. Thomas (or home) is near the top of the horrible-ness list. If there is anything we have become an expert on, it is this very subject. Trust us on this. Travel light. Check in online. Arrive early. And don’t piss off any airline employee because they’re about 50 times as grumpy as you’re going to be. Oh! Actually, a really GOOD Cyril E. King Airport update! (at least as good as an airport update can get.) We’ll get to it in a day or two. (US Airways counter: Washington Reagan National Airport.)

Our Favorite Bartenders: Boo!

Friday, August 10th, 2007

If there’s a yin to Michelle’s yang, it is Boo (even though I don’t know what yin and yang really means.) In this installment of Our Favorite Bartenders, meet the Beach Bar’s Boo. Her real name is Tiffany but don’t tell her we told you that. Boo is a new homeowner too. Ask her about her house. She calls it “Rendez-Boo.” (Get it? French, I think.) Here’s Boo, making her favorite drink, Lime & Coconut!

 

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