We’re taking Beach Break away from you

Like spoiled little brats who demand constant praise, we bawled and screamed and spat up our food and threw things when we saw there was not one comment posted under the latest Beach Break, Hart Bay. So we’re taking our marbles and going home. No more Beach Breaks for you.

35 Responses to “We’re taking Beach Break away from you”

  1. bud
    September 6th, 2007 05:19
    1

    We didn’t comment because we were enjoying the quietness of this one… no screaming kids like “that beach by the airport”. What it lacked in noise, it made up for with plastic forks, rope, driftwood and a toothbrush…

  2. Ruth
    September 6th, 2007 05:34
    2

    I think you should give us another chance.
    -Ruth

  3. Michael
    September 6th, 2007 05:49
    3

    We’re sorry sorry sorry! Don’t take beach break away!! We’ll comment lots.We promise

    BEACH BREAK BEACH BREAK BEACH BREAK BEACH BREAK BEACH BREAK!!

  4. Helen
    September 6th, 2007 06:13
    4

    So sorry. I was going to tell you I saw the same sculpture there when we were there in June. But now I won’t.

  5. Karen Musgrove
    September 6th, 2007 06:38
    5

    Sad. I love the beach breaks. I look forward to them for a wonderful reminder of when we were there. It will probably be a long time before we can come back so this was my little reminder of how beautiful it is there.

  6. Carrie in Fairfax
    September 6th, 2007 06:53
    6

    Post the Beach Breaks or we’ll have Wade turn on you! HEHEHE

  7. Carmen Casellas
    September 6th, 2007 06:53
    7

    Please keep teh beach breaks!!! They help cure the “I miss St. John bues”. Carmen

  8. Carmen Casellas
    September 6th, 2007 06:55
    8

    Please, keep the Beach Breaks… Carmen

  9. qball
    September 6th, 2007 07:00
    9

    noooooooooooooooooooo, don’t take my beach break away. it’s my only sanity during the
    work day. i check it out every noon time.
    so, please don’t take my beach break away.

  10. Jerry
    September 6th, 2007 07:17
    10

    Come on! Give US a break and leave the Beach Break!! Jerry

  11. colleen
    September 6th, 2007 07:36
    11

    Mommy is sorry you didn’t get enough attention! Now come here and give me a hug. I’ll bake you some cookies to make you feel better.

  12. liamsaunt
    September 6th, 2007 08:20
    12

    Please change your mind! The beach breaks are terrific. Also, while I am being demanding, I request that you bring back villa vittles!

  13. Homer Hickam
    September 6th, 2007 08:31
    13

    More beach breaks or we won’t advertise the next book on your site. Thank you.

    H3

  14. CariBert
    September 6th, 2007 08:36
    14

    soooooooo, broke your camera, huh? Dropped it in the water whilst filming the last Beach Break, huh? Gonna blame us, huh?

    O.K.,O.K…….we’ll pitch in and buy you another one, just keep the Beach Breaks coming!! All kidding aside…You have no idea what they mean to us back here in our (#$%!&%) jobs. To be able to escape from our drudgery even for a few minutes, is, like, well, like a breath of fresh air……

    Don’t take the Beach Breaks away, and nobody gets hurt….Kapiche?

    -Bert

  15. kygirl
    September 6th, 2007 08:44
    15

    Please don’t take the “beach breaks” away! I have not had the pleasure of going to Hart Bay, so I chose not to comment on it. Please give us another chance!

  16. kygirl
    September 6th, 2007 08:46
    16

    I have something else to add …
    when are the weekly Jeep Cams coming? I’m looking forward to them too!

  17. Lori and Tom
    September 6th, 2007 08:59
    17

    Will NOT take you for granted again, swear…and here’s the marble I stole…

  18. Kick Your Asses
    September 6th, 2007 09:56
    18

    bring it back … or else !

  19. Lynn
    September 6th, 2007 10:20
    19

    Don’t take them away! I did in fact post a comment but it didn’t publish.

    P.S. Has nothing to do wih my Paninni Beach post! :)

  20. Bruce
    September 6th, 2007 10:41
    20

    My wife and love the beach breaks. So I’m just a lurker, geesh. Take your toys and go home, will ya? Not on my watch.

    BEACH BREAKS - We need ‘em.

  21. Tanya
    September 6th, 2007 11:34
    21

    Those beach breaks keep me sane!!! And it also keeps me from telling everyone in my office what I REALLY think of them…which would cause me to loose my job. Do you want to be responsible for me loosing my job?!?!?

  22. Tim
    September 6th, 2007 12:05
    22

    You mess with the bull,you get the horns!!

    Keep the best part of my day. Please?

  23. Marcia
    September 6th, 2007 12:29
    23

    Without the beach breaks, how else am I going to know that it’s Wednesday?

    Marcia (Mrs. Pete)

  24. bjh
    September 6th, 2007 14:19
    24

    Are you considering going into VI politics?

  25. Ken
    September 6th, 2007 16:27
    25

    HEY! You CAN’T do that (well, you can, but …).

    I never leave comments, so I didn’t do anything differently this time. Why punish me? Punish those people who usually leave comments but didn’t this time. So there.

    I watch each Beach Break, every week, and love ‘em. I’m sure you were kidding, but if not, do reconsider. Or else! ;-)

    Ken

  26. Mak
    September 6th, 2007 16:35
    26

    Hey. This is a private beach.. go find another

  27. Bill
    September 6th, 2007 17:09
    27

    My high blood pressure has gone down since you have been giving me regular “beach break” doses. Bring them back or I may have to sue for practicing medicine without a license.

  28. Chicago Steve
    September 6th, 2007 18:09
    28

    Very funny . . . (as usual).

  29. Kathleen
    September 6th, 2007 19:20
    29

    I also check in each day but seldom comment.Besides the Breaks I enjoy the Rob’s snarkey comments,Ruth’s common sense,and Everything you do to connect me to my Island on a daily basis.Please stay and play!

  30. Bill
    September 6th, 2007 20:39
    30

    I anally reviewed all On-St.John blog postings since it’s inception: 17 of them elicited “0 comments”. Only 6 produced more comments than the controversial 9/6/07 “We’re taking beach break away from you” blog.

    Lurkers like myself are the 90% of the iceberg underneath the posted comments. “0 comments” simply means the iceberg has temporarily bobbed below the surface…it still exists!

    Before I reached for my newly prescribed 50 mg of Tenormin (high blood pressure medication), please tell me that you’ll reconsider “Beach breaks”!

    No pressure…

    Your pal,

    Bill

  31. RickG
    September 6th, 2007 20:45
    31

    d00d, you spend too much time watching your web stats!

  32. cuinseptember
    September 6th, 2007 20:50
    32

    Hey, how hard is it to find a poker game on st john? Oh, and i think u r bluffin. U can’t take away the beach breaks. That’s like trying to take away Christmas or aple pie, or…(gulp) beer!

  33. Ruth
    September 7th, 2007 05:39
    33

    Bill,
    Excellent analysis.
    -Ruth

  34. Bill
    September 7th, 2007 17:00
    34

    Thanks Ruth,

    Of course you realize that 87.5 percent of statistics are made up on the spot! :)

  35. Ruth
    September 7th, 2007 19:45
    35

    Hahaha, that’s even funnier, Bill. I really thought you’d done this big research project. Now you’ve gone and burst my bubble!
    -Ruth

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