Child marketing, fail
An ice cream truck in Cruz Bay. (For fails from around the world, visit one of our favorite Websites, The Fail Blog.)
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July 17th, 2008 03:32
At least it’s SOFT serve ice cream which makes it a little less worrisome
July 17th, 2008 06:13
I have walked by 100 times and no one is ever there.Why have a business if you are not going to open. I love soft serve Ice cream.
Try I Scream. They are always open……..
July 17th, 2008 06:19
So many comments, all inappropriate.
BTW- I love the fail blog!
July 17th, 2008 06:47
:)
July 17th, 2008 07:04
If you notice, Jeff was very quiet when he did this post… without his usual comments….which I think is a first. Could it be that sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.
July 17th, 2008 07:20
Do kids visit this site? Because I need to know before I start commenting. Really…someone tell me soon or I may stroke out from the giggles.
July 17th, 2008 07:45
Now we understnd the mindset of many of the people who frequent this site, :>) Maybe Jeff can work on another type of advertiser for the future.
July 17th, 2008 08:17
Now I have a better understanding of Tuesday’s posts from Josh…why people from St. John drink so much… they’re afraid (and rightfully so) of the ice cream man…..
July 17th, 2008 08:41
No freakin’ comment !!!! (He~He)
July 17th, 2008 09:24
Hi Jeff & Russ
I love that fail blog! I spent all morning on it. So know one of you have to explain to Sue why I failed to get the errands done!!!
July 17th, 2008 10:15
I used to always wonder about Mr. Dick ice cream.
After hurricane Marilyn, I lived 2 houses from Mr. Dick. He gave away ice cream for free for a few days after because he could not leave home to sell in the night because of a nightfall curfew. He did have a humongous generator so it was not because they would melt. After loosing your roof, Ice Cream never tasted better.
was this picture taken during the St. John Festival ?
July 17th, 2008 16:50
The Fail Blog is hilarious.
A+
-Ruth
July 17th, 2008 17:51
I’ve met a lot of Dick’s on St. John, but this one takes the cake!
Thanks for today’s entertainment!
July 17th, 2008 19:15
Boy oh boy no commnet is needed! You know what they saya picture equals a thousand words! I must say this made me chuckle!!
July 17th, 2008 22:55
Is his ice cream made by hand?
July 18th, 2008 08:58
I just forwarded the Fail Blog to all my close friends who think naughty things are funny.
That blog is a gift- thank you for providing it to us on a Friday!
July 18th, 2008 10:30
I’ll take mine with a twist, please!
July 18th, 2008 15:49
We’ve had our laugh, but VIBizOnline.com’s comment above makes me think that there may be a much more interesting story here. Maybe search out the whole story rather than just the punch line?
July 20th, 2008 13:21
LMAO! Don’t you just wonder sometimes what people are thinking when they name their businesses?
July 20th, 2008 13:35
P.S. Love the fail blog!