And the winners arrrgh…

It seems pirate plates are popular. Here’s one submitted by OSJ reader Margo.

The judges have picked their favorite pirate joke from last week’s entries.

We liked Chicago Steve’s tome the best, but then he went and ‘fessed up to stealing it by thanking Google. Most jokes are stolen but you don’t tell people you stole it. So Chicago Steve gets the gang plank.

So we choose Matt and Maria (No. 7 for your review). And Nick in New Hampshire, who turned in the picture of the plate, too.

9 Responses to “And the winners arrrgh…”

  1. pam2
    August 31st, 2008 06:25
    1

    Margo? Is that you CAG?

  2. CA Girl
    August 31st, 2008 12:03
    2

    Tis me! :)

  3. CA Girl
    August 31st, 2008 12:05
    3

    As to the winning joke, I think it’s a tie between Matt & Maria (good one!) and Liamsaunt! “Bounty on me head” … LMAO!

  4. Chicago Steve
    September 1st, 2008 00:25
    4

    Arrrgh

  5. St. John
    September 1st, 2008 08:45
    5

    I second Steve’s Arrrgh!

  6. Amy
    September 1st, 2008 10:30
    6

    Sorry matt and maria. But I have read that one a long time ago while searching for pirate songs and jokes when I was in the coast guard. Yours is the classic version. There are better versions out there. – have to say that most of the jokes were “stolen” from google searches and other sources. Too bad people can’t come up with some of there own

  7. Chicago Steve
    September 1st, 2008 15:15
    7

    Ok, for a little redemption I just made this up… if it already exists (and it probably does), it’s pure coincidence:

    Q: Why did the pirate take a Caribbean cruise?

    A: For a little arrrgh and arrrgh.

  8. buddy
    September 1st, 2008 17:15
    8

    Oh… that’s so arrrrrcane…

  9. Matt and Maria
    September 2nd, 2008 07:07
    9

    YAY FOR US!

    Still, though, I agree with CA girl – “Bounty on me head” was great. That joke I wrote up is certainly an oldie but a goodie, one that we’ve been telling for a LONG time; and always brings a good laugh to the audience. Having that said, bring on the prize! Jeff, I’ll email you our address soon :)

    -M&M

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