A dumpster date
Yes, that is a blow up, full sized male party doll, affectionately named Pedro, and Pedro gets around.
An OSJ reader, who requests anonymity, tells the story of a married friend visiting St. John without her husband. She brought her date, Pedro in his place.
“Pedro had lots of fun with us that week, diving off balconies into the pool, hiding in closets and dressing for dinner, but with all his rough adventures, he developed a slow leak,” says anonymous reader. “We decided Pedro must go to the dump, so we packaged him carefully in his original box and put him in the dumpster at Love City Mini Mart, and went to Island Blues for lunch. Not 10 minutes later, a Coral Bay lady came in, proudly displaying her dumpster find and proceeded to blow him up. I am sure Pedro had many more adventures on St. John after that,” she says.
Sadly, we hear after a series of failed construction, retail and bartending jobs, Pedro spiraled into inevitable alcoholism before his parents finally sent him a one-way ticket home.
January 24th, 2009 08:18
St. John has consumed men mightier than Pedro.
Safe travels brother ::dumps out some 40 oz::
January 24th, 2009 08:54
“Invite John or Judy to your next party”.
Seriously…if anyone out here thinks an inflatable doll with a mustache should be named Judy, they may need a lot of help. And I’m not talking “drink some rum and laugh” help, but more like “medication, showers, and electroshock therapy” help.
Then again…Judy may be Italian.
(I can say that…I am Italian and had aunts with more awesome facial hair than I could ever dream of having)
January 24th, 2009 09:03
Hmmm, was Pedro washed before he was so neatly placed back in his box? Ya know, I’m just wondering how he developed that slow leak?….
January 24th, 2009 11:05
We, at Island Blues, have a policy of “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” :>) But, please don’t inflate your boy toys in public!!
January 24th, 2009 11:42
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
January 24th, 2009 16:54
Pedro is back already. I saw him in the park today, then he got on the bus to Coral Bay.
January 24th, 2009 19:57
I saw Pedro sitting at the Beach Bar, he was totally trashed!
January 26th, 2009 07:27
A used life sized blow up doll?! Eww!!! Isn’t this how the plague spread? It’s funny, because if it was a kids toy in the dumpster, no one would DARE let their kid play with it, but drunken adults blow the thing up. Eww, yuck and damn!
January 26th, 2009 09:38
I’ve never seen a male blow up doll. Wonder where the inflation tube is located…..
January 30th, 2009 21:05
clearly he gets air blown up his a$$!!
lol
what I heard it that he stole the spoon bathroom key from the beach bar…so now there is a warrant out for his arrest. Thats a serious island offense!!