Comments on: Jason Video: Trunk Bay solves crime problem

By: Wakey

Wakey — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:22:02 +0000

These birds need jobs!

By: Chicago Steve

Chicago Steve — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:12:32 +0000

I’d like to see a bird flying with a cheeseburger. Unless it was my cheeseburger…

By: Dave-a-roni

Dave-a-roni — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:35:37 +0000

In 2005, I saw a gull swoop down into the hands of a 10 year old kid and nab the meat from his burger, here at this stand. It didn’t help that the kid was carrying it like a butler on a plate of 10.000 dollar delicate crystal. The bird was there and gone in about one second… the kid had a look on his face like a ghost just kicked him in the nuts. It was hilarious. I’m skeptical though… I think the birds will work around this.

By: Don

Don — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:44:48 +0000

I guess that would be like:

tails you win, heads you lose

Thats my “tweet” for today.
Beaks me ..if you cant take a joke.
I guess Im just ” Talon”-ted
It “chirp” sounds like it…to me
I hope I can be slowly ” winged ” off of this mindset.
Had enough ?
Eggs-actly.

By: LysaC

LysaC — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:23:57 +0000

am i the only one picturing a very persistent bird needing a french fry fix and flying with all his might into the fishing line and decapitating himself?

By: Ruth

Ruth — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:07:05 +0000

I wonder if the birds will become even more agreessive on the beach now. That would require a REALLY BIG net.

By: Bumblebee

Bumblebee — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:21:21 +0000

Carniverous island birds beware!

By: SteveV

SteveV — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:59:47 +0000

Not only will this protect visitors’ burgers and fries…it should also lower the birds’ cholesterol levels…a win-win situation!!!!

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:31:45 +0000

Great news! They practically took a french fry out of my mouth on my first visit. They don’t seem to care for painkillers though.

By: Don

Don — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:31:37 +0000

Birdy Burglars are evil.

By: the bird

the bird — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:04:19 +0000

curses… foiled again… chirp #!%## chirp

By: Don

Don — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:38:56 +0000

I can only hope that with state approved sensitivity training and mandatory tolerance programs, the islanders can be made…ugh…convinced to find respect for their feathered friends who unavoidably share the planet and yes…cheeseburgers with them.

“Islands without borders” should be the norm and the notion of erecting bird barriers is a virulent form of species bias.

Eradicate the hate.

Ps ..If you believe even one word of this …youve had one too many Stripes this morning Mon.

Viva freedom from cultural AND SOCIETAL ENGINEERING.

God Bless America. and Nuts with the french fry stealin birdees.